You're Lolita!

by Vladimir Nabokov

Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with
sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every
way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes
this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and
probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real.
Please stay away from children.


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February 23 2004

Interesting Thought! Is it just me or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the State of Washington. Also they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million Illegal Aliens wandering around our country. A thought a family member was pondering, interesting and true though. Capt.

February 20 2004

Ol bushy

Ok, it's official, I've seriously had it with our president and a lot of our government.  bushy ol boy couldn't run this country if his life depended on it, he's a redneck, white elitist asshole who has never worked hard a day in his life to achieve the things he has.  I don't care what anyone argues, any president who thinks it is their right to say whether or not same sex marriages are legal is bullshit, give them the same rights and walk away.  It is also not govt. nor our lovely idiot of a president's decision to decide whether abortion should be legal and in what forms.  I'm sorry but when our govt. decides to get into our private lives it's called, were fucked people.  It doesn't matter the name you give it, patriot act, public safety, hell, it's called invasion of your privacy, most of the time the govt. has known what terrorists are in the country or are within distance and they do nothing, why, because they say they cannot prove it.  Little hint, I don't care about proof, if he claims to be a terrorist or takes credit for an event, he's dead, that simple.  It's time that our govt. quit screwing around, they have messed up what our country was set out to be, great.  Greatness was the intention, a country full of diversity, that's fine, but could you speak english please.  Now govt. is also talking about lowering the requirement for test scores with immigrant children, that makes sense, if they are uneducated already let's keep them that way, why would we want to challenge them. Hey, if they want to come to America then they need to be treated the same as everyone else, after all, that's what they keep bitching about. It seems as though people want to bring back the seperate but equal shit but call it something different, you can a pile of cow shit a pie but it's still a pile of shit people. 

Just once I would love to see a campaign where the candidates just put it all out there, no bullshit just straight from the hip shooting of honesty.  Tell it like it is, the problems, and when you say something mean it and stick to it.  I'm sick of hearing the garbage coming out of bushys mouth when the guys has never had to work for a paycheck like your average american has had to.  I guess what I am asking for is for America to be as great as it can be, which sadly involves putting restrictions on some things and lifting others, but then again this is all a dream when you consider that at one time each of our votes mattered for electing a president, not anymore.

Capt.

February 19 2004

A MN Topic!

Ok, lately I have been seeing alot of things mentioned about the MN Indians and their money making casinos.  Apparently Pawlenty, our lovely gov, wants to consider asking for a chunk of their multi-billion dollar industry for the state.  It's interesting, I see some of the points that make sense, then I hear about how the Indians are big DFL supporters, that's interesting also.  I have some big thoughts on this, I'm not going to say alot of them now, mostly because I will go off on a rant for a while, probably too long. Here's a taste though, isn't it funny that the culture that the indians say stole the land, white man with money, they have now pretty much become, with exception to the white man part.  They have billions, not a made up number people, billions of dollars and for a culture that says it is so intouch with it's roots, when did the indians drive hummers, did I miss something in my studies, or those multi million dollar homes, I think they left that out also. 

Here's a question for everyone, especially for MN people, do you think we as a state should see a cut of all of the money? If so, how should it be used, if not why?

Capt.

February 19 2004

Green Hornet This rocks, Kevin Smith is doing the new Green Hornet movie, this is going to rock, man I am envious of that guys abilities, it's impressive. http://www.newsaskew.com/index.shtml check out the link. Capt.

February 18 2004

bushy, bushy bushy

He never learns, now he's "troubled" by gay marriages, what the hell is he troubled about? That nobody cares what he thinks, I thought that was public knowledge.

Capt.

February 17 2004

Patriot Act!

If you are like most people in the USA, you neither like the patriot act nor do you understand the whole thing completely.  That's why our govt. is so great at trampling on our privacy, nobody understands a damn thing they are doing except screwing up, and they don't publicize that one as much as they should. If you want to have a voice in amending the act, at least a certain part, go here.

Capt.

February 16 2004

Questions for Bloggers!

1. Many people say that either you believe in the bible or you don't, no in between, believe some but not other parts deal.  How many of believe and how many of you don't?

2. How many of you think that gay marriages should be given the same rights as straight marriages? Also, how many of you that believe gay marriages should be given the same rights, also believe in the bible, just curious?

3. What from the press do you think of Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion of Christ?

4. Morally what are you opposed to?

5. How many of you have strong morals or convictions in life?

6. What do you think of religion, critics, politics?

7. What does it all mean to you, in the words of Curly from City Slickers, "What's the One thing that is the secret of life to you?"

Capt.

February 16 2004

bushy ol boy!

From Hello In There, I found a nice link to bushy ol boys family album, pretty good shit and full of irony and things that make you ask why people wanted to impeach Clinton yet bushy is still chugging along.

Capt.

February 15 2004

This is interesting!

Check out this story on scholarships, very interesting.  What's everyone think of this?

Capt.

February 12 2004

ol bushy again!

bushy screwed up again, which everyone knew he would with the nclb act. I wish MN would try and get out, we might do better in education.  It also goes to show that republicans can do nothing for education.

Capt.

February 12 2004

Things the Govt. needs to stay out of!

• Abortion
• Gay Marriages
• Our private lives
• Govt.
• Censorship
• Cloning to produce medical breakthroughs - parkinsons, cancer
• Stem Cell research
• Taxes
• Politics

Capt.

February 11 2004

Favor!

Everyone, if you can help me out, Buddha is feeling pretty shitty, stop by his blog and tell him hi and good wishes, help raise his spirits some.  Thanks.

Capt.

February 11 2004

Sweet!

The Simpson's may be coming to a theater near you, thank you, yeah baby..

Capt.

February 11 2004

Quote of the day!

You are wiser than I give you credit for. (Buddha said this to me)

Capt.

February 11 2004

Mergers!

I sure hope this doesn't happen, I think it would be a shame to have Disney merge with Comcast.

February 11 2004

Randomness!

Lately I have been thinking more and more about the things I love to do.  Recently I have been a pissed off mofo, things have been going shitty and I've had it.  Well, that's all changed, actually, things are still shitty, but I have changed my view some, I'm sick of being pissy and always in a down mood, so I have decided to change, or more so go back to how I usually am.  The Captain is back lads and ladies, my only bitching will be about politics, I mean, come on our govt. sucks.  I'm going back to Captain basics, capt. coke in hand, hawaiian shirt and enjoying life.  No more of this shit of letting anyone else tell me or keep me from doing what I want to do or can do.  Screw bushy ol boy and his uneducated assholes of america, him and the fcc, the censorship assholes and take a leap in a gourge. 

Things I plan on doing now are many and will continue to build.  I have way to many things I enjoy in life, that I can do without a degree without someone telling I can't.  I want those things, if you ask my friends, which besides my wife, exists of only 1, Buddha, the man has been there for the past 11 years, ask him or my family about how I get the things I want.  I do it by finding a way, if I want something to happen or I just want something I will find a way to get it or make it work.  That's the attitude I am putting into more things now, I want something I will get it if I really want it and put my mind to it.  I'm not letting anything stop me, I have to much passion for life to let anything or anybody stop me from doing or getting what I desire in life, and right now that is enjoying my life all the time. 

I know this is uncommon post for me, hell, I'm not even having a drink right now, must be off today.  Anyways, stay tuned everyone, I think this year is going to be good, I got a feeling I haven't had for a while and I am going to kick things in gear.

Capt.

February 9 2004

Impeach bushy ol boy!

Doesn't that have a nice ring to it folks.  Vote here to do so. Thanks to the krazykounselor for the link.

Capt.

February 9 2004

Question?

If our state or the govt. asked for permission to cancer and aids testing on inmates on death row or in prison for life, in order to find a cure for these diseases, what would you say? 
Myself personally I would say go ahead, if it means coming up with a cure to cancer, aids, or many other diseases I have no qualms about it.  What does everyone else think?

Capt.

February 9 2004

Death Penalty!

Against or For? Anyone??

Capt.

February 9 2004

Jobs!

I would sure in the hell like to know what special math bushy ol boy is using to figure out this new job increase they talk about. Hell, he can't even get education on the right track and he's boasting about jobs, which will probably have high standards which in turn will still keep many people unemployed or better yet, at a shitty job they hate to death.  Not exactly sure how that comes off as a positive.  Then again, I don't do stupide so bushy ol boys admin. will have to explain it to everyone since most of the country is smarter then this coat tail riding, silver spoon in ass, asshole of a president we have now, can we even call him a president, seriously, he acts more like a school kid trying to decide what lunch item to take with a grin on his face the whole time, jackass.

Capt.

February 8 2004

Grammy's

Quick thought, only watched the opening and maybe Dave Matthews when he performs.  Who let beyonce, who sucks and acts like a ho, perform with one of MN best performers, Prince.  The guy rocks, his songs are memorable, then comes along the singing windbag.  Another supporting item that the grammy's like many other award shows are going to shit and suck.  No wonder people quit watching and buying cds when beyonce is putting things out there, and then she is still being considered for the part of Lois Lane (white woman) in Superman.  How dumb is McG, and if that happens or britney becomes a bond girl, I can tell you 2 movies I am not going to ever see.

Capt.

February 7 2004

Disco Stu, saucy pimp-mac-dad from the 70's.

I am Disco Stu!

You're cooler than everyone else, and damnit, rightfully so. You show off your sweet dance

moves and speak old-school 70's style to impress others. No one can mess with Disco Stu, no one.

Which Simpsons Character are YOU?

February 5 2004

A little humor!

Smart-ass Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As
a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his
trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat...she said, "Sir, I need to
see your ticket, not your stub."

Smart-ass Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do
these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

 Smart-ass Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled
down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally
stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart-ass Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads
'Low bridge ahead'... Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him
and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a
police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the
truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck
driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

And finally Smart-ass #5,

THE TEACHER Smart-ass Answer OF THE YEAR
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I
won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might
consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your
immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles authentically at
the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the
exam with your other hand."

February 5 2004

Bastard Neighbors!

Ok, this is just wrong. Traffic Tamers, as it is called is a program where the residents of a neighborhood help police the area for speeders and bad drivers. One problem, big time neighbor conflict, can you blame the neighbors pissed off?  Also, too many assholes wanting a power trip are going to go for this, they say it is for the safety of the children in the neighborhood, but it is really because they are assholes and idiots.  I want to know when did people start being on the police's side, I mean come on, you're suppose to fight the police, not help the bastards out.  Also, I'd like to watch these Traffice Tamers when they are on the highway or in another neighborhood, I bet money those assholes aren't going the speed limit or are not stopping at stop signs fully.  Currently rochester,mn is trying this out, all assholes those tamers, you couldn't blame someone for getting back at them this spring or summer, maybe a little toilet papering, maybe even shunning of them, now that would be funny, an asshole tries to talk to you and everyone ignores them and blacklist them on things in the city, I think that would be great.  Hell, when they clock you they take down your plate, color of car, model, speed, then they send it to the cops and they send you a warning letter, assholes, assholes, assholes.  I feel bad if these people have kids, you'd have to walk in shame and hide from the other kids before they beat your ass for having stupid parents.

What is going on when people start supporting police, I still want a bright neon sign above cop cars to give me a fair chance.

Capt.

February 4 2004

That weird feeling!!

Today was one of those days where I went through the day thinking about things.  As we all know, that's about as effective as air conditioning in the arctic.  Anyways, I was thinking about all the things I have ever wanted to do, many many things I tell ya, and I started to think I will never do them, don't why I started thinking this way, I am usually the most positive thinking person.  For some reason though I started thinking about how I might start saying; should of, could of, would of, why the hell didn't I. I don't ever want to say those things, I would rather fail miserably at something and be able to say I tried to the things I wanted instead of why did I let it go by, I've done that with a few things already but I don't dwell on those, I was still in HS at the time and then in college. 

But I have to say, I hate that damn feeling, because once it starts to creep in it can do some nasty shit. I'm not asking for sympathy or even looking to find the answers, I just need to throw this out and see if it does anything.  Beyond that all I can do is try to make some luck and see if anything will come from it, I've failed before at things, it doesn't stop me, but every now and then I start to have that feeling again, I just need to ignore it or fight the bastard.

Maybe life is suppose to be hard, filled with dreams, wants, desires and needs, but I don't think it needs to kick my ass everytime I think I am starting to things going.  I don't want a handout, wouldn't argue with one, just not asking for one.  I don't mind working my ass off, but at what point does the payback come, when do I get sit back and say man I love what I do and I can support a family or enjoy like on what I do?  That's what I want, a life where proving myself merits an award, besides the work itself, I need to provide for myself, a family down the road and to have fun.  I don't mean mad money fun, would take that also, but the fun of sitting around a grill, cooking steaks in a hawaiian shirt, scooby cooking apron sipping on a capt. coke & looking around and saying, "life is great, not good, fucking great." I want the moments like when Jimmy Stewart looks at Donna Reed and knows he is head over heels in love, I want life to ease off a little, get back to the days when enjoying life meant having things just a little easier, more relaxed.

I don't know what the answer is, sometimes I think I have it, other times, nothing. 

Rambling Capt.

February 3 2004

Give Mel Gibson Support!

Click here to help out Mel with his new movie, damn church is always messing things up.

Capt.

February 3 2004

bushy ol boy is just plain evil!

Taken from www.gaytoday.com, via Kashe & Buddha

The Shameless Confessions of George W. Bush

I stole the U.S. presidency in the 2000 Election with the help of my brother-governor in Florida.

I attacked and took over two countries.

I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy!).

I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.

I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.

In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in U.S. history (tough to beat my dad's record, but I did).

After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any president in U.S. history.

In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.

I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in U.S. history.

I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in U.S. history.

I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president, since the advent of TV.

I signed more laws and executive orders nullifying the spirit of the Constitution than any other U.S. president in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.

I cut health care benefits for war veterans.

I set the all-time record for most people worldwide simultaneously taking to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.

I dissolved more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.

I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in U.S. history.

Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.)

I am the first president in U.S. history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.

I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world

I am the first president in U.S. history to order a U.S. attack AND military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.

I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security" (only one letter away from BS).

I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in U.S. history (Ronnie was tough to beat, but I did it!!).

I am the first president in U.S. history to compel the United Nations to remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Elections Monitoring Board.

I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of Congressional oversight than any presidential administration in U.S. history.

I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.

I withdrew from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.

I am the first president in U.S. history to refuse United Nations election inspectors access during the 2002 U.S. elections.

I am the all-time U.S. (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.

The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).

I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in U.S. history.

I am the first president to run and hide when the U.S. came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).

I am the first U.S. president to establish a secret shadow government.

I took the world's sympathy for the U.S. after 9/11, and in less than a year made the U.S. the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in U.S. and world history).

I am the first U.S. president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.

I changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.

I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated U.S. law by not selling their huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.

I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in U.S. history.

I entered office with the strongest economy in U.S. history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.

I am planning the theft of the 2004 Election with the help of computerized voting machines that leave no paper trail.

Records and References:

I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).

I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war.

I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.


GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House,
Washington, DC


Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004 election. Circulate it to as many citizens you think would be helped to be reminded about my record.

February 2 2004

Question!

How is it that you can be president without a gpa requirement, yet to get a job that pays maybe 40k a year some companies want you to have a certain gpa, anyone else see a problem here???

Capt.

February 2 2004

FCC (assholes)

Ok, can we grow up people. So what Janet Jacksons tit was on the screen, for what, a second if that. Now the FCC wants to launch an investigation into it, come on, this powell guys rants about how people wanted to enjoy a celebration with family, it's the superbowl you asshole, what celebration are you talking about, because the superbowl is not a celebration, it's the equivilant of watching a tournament and see the championship game, nothing special, especially with the 2 teams playing. Besides all of that, what the hell do you think people tune in for to see, the game, hell no, the halftime show you idiot. The problem is that everybody is all worried about offending people, why, I get offended every day that bushy ol boy is in office and he tries to come off as an intelligent person, let's get real people, quit with this ooh, it offended me shit, hell, most things in your life will offend you and most people didn't even see boob incident as we'll call it, it was quick and occurred, deal with it. If people let the FCC, aka ? not sure yet, need a nice degrading one, if they keep fining people remember that they are censoring you, they are not out for the publics protection, if so cable tv would be outlawed, all the FCC wants to do is control things like the evil one in office does, don't let it happen, fuck the man.

Capt.

February 2 2004

bushy ol boy!

This is another reason why bushy needs to go bye bye.  The man starts with a surplus and ends with one of the largest deficits on record, anyone else trying to figure out why in the hell reps. want this jackass in office.  I mean come on, he hasn't done most of the stuff he said he would, the NCLB (no child left behind) has done shit, mostly due to the fact that teachers and parents & administrators alike have no clue what the hell the program is meant to do, let alone are they even sure what the program is.  On top of that, most schools still don't have the funds they had 3-4 years ago and the money that was suppose to help achieve the NCLB regulations hasn't been scheduled out to the schools, people wonder why we have stupid kids. 

Capt.